You know you aren’t wearing any pants, right? (These are all joking/amused comments, not stern)
I dare say, you’re leaving little to the imagination.Um… sir/mum? You’re bearing all to the world, and then some.Sir/Mum, I’d be remiss were I not to inform you of your bare-cheekedness.Well, that doesn’t leave much to the imagination now, does it.Hope you’re not expectin’ me to take my kit off too.